Newt Gingrich knows his campaign is in desperate straits after his loss in Florida, but polling data shows Republican voters were favorably impressed by ad slamming Mitt Romney for speaking French.
In states with upcoming primaries, Gingrich will run an ad taking the anti-French theme even further, appearing himself with a globe in his hands and saying, "Unlike Mitt Romney, I not only don't SPEAK French, I can't find it on a globe."
Former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum's campaign got an early copy of the ad and plans to go even further than Gingrich and say their candidate is uncertain of the very existence of France.
"If people want to believe in some theory of France because they read it in a book or heard it from some atheist humanist gay college professor, I can't stop them--but I can tell them they're wrong."
Santorum says that France was made up by elitists in New York City as a utopia of wine drinking, mass transportation, and the metric system, to bolster their own failed socialists ideas.
"If they can't back up their ideas with real places like Selma, Schenectady , or San Antonio, they should have the dignity to admit their ideas don't work rather than appeal to some fantasyland "France."
Santorum said that if France did exist, that like other non-English speaking countries, it would pose a grave existential threat to the United States since they may be using their foreign language to plan terrorist or conventional military attacks on the US.
"This is why we need a military larger than the rest of the world combined," Santorum added. "We have no way of knowing what they are saying in their godless, subhuman 'languages.'"
When asked about the success of the Gingrich ad and further efforts in that direction by Gingrich and Santorum, former Massachusettes governor Mitt Romney said that just because he publicly spoke French once does not mean he supports or denies the existence of France.
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Never could understand why the Republican/Teabaggers love to wallow in their ignorance. Despite the misperception, pigs do not wallow in their own shit, why does the GOP?
Such pride in ignorance....what a country.
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