Francis (Frank) Manuopus thought he should do more that plant a lawn sign to spread his support for Santorum, so he invented the Santorum Shake, made with double dutch chocolate (in honor of the Pennsylvania Dutch) and whipped cream because Santorum is "the cream of the crop" to Manuopus.
"If someone has never had the Santorum Shake, they absolutely MUST have a cherry on top," Manuopus added.
He has promoted it in various ways, such as selling it for 50% off if people ask for it at the far right end of the counter or who come in the back door.
He said the shake has proven popular, especially with the town's gay community.
"With Rick's stand on gay rights, you wouldn't think they'd be interested, but they have been flooding in, saying they want to taste Santorum. Sometimes they are really surprised how good it is. One even said Santorum tastes a lot better cold. I guess some gave him one that had melted to room temperature. That would be too runny for my taste," Manuopus said.
Manuopus said he isn't sure that all the gays who come in are Santorum supporters though.
"One group came in and one of the guys looked sort of like Rick and even wore a sweater vest. The other three bought Santorum shakes, sucked them up into straws, and blew it on the one dressed like Rick. They were good sports and cleaned it up though. They said they didn't want anyone to slip in their Santorum."
Manuopus was especially proud that his parish priest came in and tried the shake. "I was really surprised. The priest said he has made this for boys in the rectory lots of times, but never actually tried it."
He hopes the candidate himself will get a taste of his own Santorum before the Pennsylvania primary. "Nothing would make me prouder than seeing Rick wiping my Santorum off his face," Manuopus beamed.
UPDATE: Always a good sport, Newt Gingrich came in for a Santorum Shake when he was in town. He brought his own whipped cream and offered to share it with all the ladies in the shop.
"Frankly, I used to enjoy sharing this with my wife, but now it's more fun to give it to women I've just met," he explained.
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